Friday, 15 June 2012

Angry Birds

The Angry Birds are really making you angry.
How many hours did it take to learn everything?  I mean, all the permutations of the Angry Birds' skill set?  
Learning how to draw the catapult looks fun.  Intuitive even.  But learning how to maximise the explosions?  The blue birds dividing into three smaller birds!  Those suicide bomber birds.  White birds dropping explosive eggs.  The Angry Birds are more accomplished than a Jane Austen heroine's rival.
How many hours to adjust for the pigs' perversely complex fortifications?  For their switching building materials to concrete, wood... ice?  To work out by how much helmets improve the pigs' health and safety: exactly how much more damage helmeted pigs can take? 
Those pigs wearing crowns!           
But you seems so good at it.

It must take up a lot of energy.

...Why do you hate the pigs so much?